Pros
I know little, can barely run all the instrumentation except a couple hogged by others, mess up and violate all the rules, oversee one dept and work in another, should be canned by now but they keep rewarding me with raises when everyone else is denied. I'm my manager's favourite and most prized employee and get ALL the perks. I feel like I'm the king around here and no one can touch me even with my most wrong actions.
Cons
All my coworkers suck I can do everything there by myself. I'm not here to make friends. Just because everybody's GPA is higher than mine may mean they're all smarter but management only favours me so I get the last laugh. I really don't know why everyone dislikes me. There's nothing wrong with backstabbing and blaming other people for your own failures. I can't man up to my faults but again being favoured I can designate blame to whoever I want. I'm not so bad am I. I'm more scientifically sound than everyone else evaporation does not exist. You guys are all wrong. And all I mean all alcohols will dry up if you keep them exposed to air but no that's not evaporation. And I'm accurate or is it precise? Or well they are actually the same thing no difference at all. They teach people wrong in textbooks now.
